Maybe you saw the address on my leg. Maybe somebody sent you here. Either way, welcome to some unusually literal advertising space.
The project is live, but the billboard is not operational until the tattoo is actually inked onto my calf. Applications stay closed until ink is on skin.
Pre-launch — applications closedComing soon.
Ink first.
NO SALES PITCH. NO FANCY PROMISES.
JUST A REAL ADVERT ON A REAL PERSON'S LEG.
The story
I had the slightly ridiculous idea of turning part of my calf into actual advertising space and giving it its own website.
Then I made the mistake of actually buying the domain.
So here we are.
The leg points people here. One approved advert or message gets the featured spot, while the tattoo stays permanent and the feature can change.
Why? Because it made me smile. Hopefully it made you smile too.
How it works
Apply for a featured spot. It is free.
If accepted, your advert or message normally gets 7 days in the featured position.
You can provide a business/display name, headline, short message and approved image or logo.
You can also include a location and a plain-text social handle so interested people know what to search for.
Everything is manually approved. This is a man's leg, not Piccadilly Circus.
What I'll accept
- Small businesses
- Personal projects
- Events and promotions
- Charities and fundraisers
- Birthdays, proposals and personal messages
- Messages that make people smile
- Slightly daft ideas — clearly.
- Illegal, hateful, deceptive or adult content
- Anything unsafe, misleading or dodgy
The application system is being prepared now, but applications stay closed until the tattoo is finished.
Once the ink is on skin, you will be able to request an available period and submit either a business advert or personal message for manual approval.
Free. Curated. One calf.
Application form preview
Nothing submitted here can appear automatically. Every feature is reviewed first.
I reserve the right to say no, edit by agreement, reschedule or remove a feature. It is my leg, after all.
A featured spot is offered for fun and exposure on this site; no particular audience or business result is promised.
LEG IT!
Scanned the leg? Leave your mark.
The message board is live. Leave a comment, review or reaction — everything is moderated before it appears.
LEG IT! →